In the darkness we lay, feeling the coolness of the sheets, staring at the ceiling, only barely touching.
There was only the sound of the clock on the wall as it plucked it's way through another minute, like someone patiently trying to light a cigarette with an empty bic lighter. Forever.
It barely filled the void of silence. I considered reaching out to the battered old boom box at the side of the bed and flicking on the World Service at low volume, hopefully to listen to a discussion about the mating habits of Barn Owls or a documentary about cheese. It never got that far. Elaine rolled over and I felt her against me for the first time that night. It felt good.
"Umm....I spoke to your brother today......" I ventured, unable to hold it in any longer
She returned to her original position.
"Jim, I don't have a brother" she said eventually with an air of mild annoyance and confusion.
This was awkward. I wasn't exactly sure where to go next with the topic, but I ploughed on regardless. Like Magnus Magnusson, I had started, so I would finish.
"It was random. I was in a pub, The Stables I think, hiding from the rain and he came out of the kitchen cross eyed with rage, saw me, threatened me with a knife and told me to stay away from you unless I wanted to aquaint my balls with the meat slicer in his kitchen."
"Not very good at following orders, are you?" replied Elaine, with the slightest glint of a smirk in her voice."
"Yeah, my mother realised early on that the best way to keep me out of harms way was to tell me to talk to strangers and always play near water. Anyway, what I really want to know is how he knew who I was..."
There was only the sound of the clock on the wall as it plucked it's way through another minute, like someone patiently trying to light a cigarette with an empty bic lighter. Forever.
It barely filled the void of silence. I considered reaching out to the battered old boom box at the side of the bed and flicking on the World Service at low volume, hopefully to listen to a discussion about the mating habits of Barn Owls or a documentary about cheese. It never got that far. Elaine rolled over and I felt her against me for the first time that night. It felt good.
"Umm....I spoke to your brother today......" I ventured, unable to hold it in any longer
She returned to her original position.
"Jim, I don't have a brother" she said eventually with an air of mild annoyance and confusion.
This was awkward. I wasn't exactly sure where to go next with the topic, but I ploughed on regardless. Like Magnus Magnusson, I had started, so I would finish.
"It was random. I was in a pub, The Stables I think, hiding from the rain and he came out of the kitchen cross eyed with rage, saw me, threatened me with a knife and told me to stay away from you unless I wanted to aquaint my balls with the meat slicer in his kitchen."
"Not very good at following orders, are you?" replied Elaine, with the slightest glint of a smirk in her voice."
"Yeah, my mother realised early on that the best way to keep me out of harms way was to tell me to talk to strangers and always play near water. Anyway, what I really want to know is how he knew who I was..."
Elaine sighed wearily. "Ok. First up, if he's who I think he is, he isn't my brother. I used to work with him and we were fairly friendly, but it got to the point where he wouldn't leave me alone. It was quite charming at first, but it got creepy quite quickly. I got out, but I'd keep seeing him in odd places, keep feeling his hand on my shoulder in bars and clubs. He seemed to mean no harm, just felt very protective towards me, so I let it go. My guess is that he saw us together in town, and when you happened to pop into his workplace for a swift half, he went a wee bit mental"
I looked quizically at her, eyes adjusted to the darkness now. It sounded fairly plausable, but I decided not to bring up the pregnancy issue the bar regular had mentioned. That way madness lay. At the very least, madness could wait a while longer to make it's entrance.
"Any more of these crazies from your past you haven't told me about yet?" I asked wearily.
"Who knows....." she trailed off.
There was a brief silence as she gathered her thoughts.
"It's an occupational hazard for gorgeous Irish barmaids I suppose", said sighed, before turning to me, licking my cheek then going to sleep.
God knows we weren't normal.
I liked that....
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